Comedy Poem #1: Lofty Struggles

In a pub, a couple deep, saw a sign saying, 'mind your head'And due to drunken petulance I told it, "mind your own instead",It's just a sign it doesn't have one, that's how I knew that I was fucked,My 6 foot 3 mate strolled right through, 5'3 me tiptoed as I ducked.Another time my height...